What did Obama tell Hillary about Basescu

Here’s an imaginary conversation between Barack Hussein Obama II and Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton about the impeachment of the president Traian Basescu.

Even though the text is just a product of my imagination, I wouldn’t be surprised if CIA would ask me where do I have the transcript from. Actually, I would be surprised even if this would have been a real transcript, because I don’t think CIA gives a damn about what som guy in Romania writes on his blog.
Obama[thinking]:”Wtf’s happening in Romania? how could that stupid dumb ass get an impeachment vote again? I better call Hillary, she’s in Europe anyway.”
Obama: Hello! Hillary?

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Hillary: Yeah!
Obama: You’re in Europe. Aren’t you?
Hillary: Actually I’m in Asia. Why?
Obama: Why are you in Asia? Weren’t you supposed to be in Europe?
Hillary: You f***ing sent me in Turkey, remember… I have to calm them down as they’re our only willful alies in the area, regarding Syria…
Obama: Yeah, sure. I just thought that’s in Europe.
Hillary: Actually… they have like… few miles in Europe, but the most of the country is in Asia. It’s pretty neat. Yesterday I travelled between Europe and Asia 5 or 6 times, by car, without even leaving the city. All I had to do was to pass a bridge.


Obama: Not bad. Well, If you’re there anyway, here’s the thing. Basescu got impeached…
Hillary: Again? Really?
Obama: Yeah, I don’t know what he’s doing to his people, but they really hate him. Actually, they already voted, it was like 9 to 1 for the impeachment. Can you please go there and do something so that Basescu stays president.
Hillary: Wtf am I supposed to do, they already voted, he’s f***ed and that’s that.
Obama: No! That can’t be. We have, like, a dozen of antique fight planes which won’t buy themselves and also there’s the missile thing… with the russians. I need Romania to be with us on this and I won’t start negotiating with some other dumbass romanian again. Basescu stays!
Hillary: Okay, okay, but there’s no way I’m actually going there.
Obama: Somebody has to, and it ain’t gone be me.
Hillary: Yeah, ofcourse, I’ll send Philip, he knows his way around Europe. He’s friend with Merkel and that other guy who thinks he rules Europe…
Obama: Barosso?
Hillary: Him too, but I meant the other guy… Martin Schulz… I never got it why they have to have so many f***ing presidents if they’re run by a women with no actual position anyway.
Obama: Merkel‘s a women?
Hillary: Well… that’s what she says.
Obama: Really? I always felt there’s something odd about the dude.
Hillary: How am I supposed to know? I just read her CV because you made me do it.
Obama: Anyway… that’s not the point, get the job done.
Hillary: Phillip’s already on its way… He just told me he did expect this and he already called some of his european friends. I don’t know how he does it. I suppose he reads european newspapers and shit.
Obama: Ofcourse he reads newspapers. That’s why I pay him. What I don’t know is why do I pay you…
Hillary: You’re the President because I supported you. You owe me that one.
Obama: Yeah, ofcourse, sorry, won’t happen again.
Hillary: That’s what I thought!
Obama: Anyway… Get the job done!
Hillary: Okay, but no more monkey business, after I’m done with Turkey I’m coming straight home.
Obama: Why are you eating turkey? it’s f***king August, who eats turkey in August… oooh…. the country….. yes, of course, come back when you’re done.
Hillary: Moron!
Obama: What did you say?
Hillary: It’s nothing… I said ‘morning, like in good morning, it’s morning over here.
Obama: Well, good morning to you too if that suits you, but I’m going to get some sleep.
Hillary: Goodnight!
Obama: Bye!

What happened next? Here’s a video with part of the meeting between the “governor” Traian Băsescu and Philip Gordon. Enjoy!

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