Here’s an imaginary conversation between Barack Hussein Obama II and Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton about the impeachment of the president Traian Basescu.
Even though the text is just a product of my imagination, I wouldn’t be surprised if CIA would ask me where do I have the transcript from. Actually, I would be surprised even if this would have been a real transcript, because I don’t think CIA gives a damn about what som guy in Romania writes on his blog.
Obama[thinking]:”Wtf’s happening in Romania? how could that stupid dumb ass get an impeachment vote again? I better call Hillary, she’s in Europe anyway.”
Obama: Hello! Hillary?
Hillary: Yeah!
Obama: You’re in Europe. Aren’t you?
Hillary: Actually I’m in Asia. Why?
Obama: Why are you in Asia? Weren’t you supposed to be in Europe?
Hillary: You f***ing sent me in Turkey, remember… I have to calm them down as they’re our only willful alies in the area, regarding Syria…
Obama: Yeah, sure. I just thought that’s in Europe.
Hillary: Actually… they have like… few miles in Europe, but the most of the country is in Asia. It’s pretty neat. Yesterday I travelled between Europe and Asia 5 or 6 times, by car, without even leaving the city. All I had to do was to pass a bridge.
Obama: Not bad. Well, If you’re there anyway, here’s the thing. Basescu got impeached…
Hillary: Again? Really?
Obama: Yeah, I don’t know what he’s doing to his people, but they really hate him. Actually, they already voted, it was like 9 to 1 for the impeachment. Can you please go there and do something so that Basescu stays president.
Hillary: Wtf am I supposed to do, they already voted, he’s f***ed and that’s that.
Obama: No! That can’t be. We have, like, a dozen of antique fight planes which won’t buy themselves and also there’s the missile thing… with the russians. I need Romania to be with us on this and I won’t start negotiating with some other dumbass romanian again. Basescu stays!
Hillary: Okay, okay, but there’s no way I’m actually going there.
Obama: Somebody has to, and it ain’t gone be me.
Hillary: Yeah, ofcourse, I’ll send Philip, he knows his way around Europe. He’s friend with Merkel and that other guy who thinks he rules Europe…
Obama: Barosso?
Hillary: Him too, but I meant the other guy… Martin Schulz… I never got it why they have to have so many f***ing presidents if they’re run by a women with no actual position anyway.
Obama: Merkel‘s a women?
Hillary: Well… that’s what she says.
Obama: Really? I always felt there’s something odd about the dude.
Hillary: How am I supposed to know? I just read her CV because you made me do it.
Obama: Anyway… that’s not the point, get the job done.
Hillary: Phillip’s already on its way… He just told me he did expect this and he already called some of his european friends. I don’t know how he does it. I suppose he reads european newspapers and shit.
Obama: Ofcourse he reads newspapers. That’s why I pay him. What I don’t know is why do I pay you…
Hillary: You’re the President because I supported you. You owe me that one.
Obama: Yeah, ofcourse, sorry, won’t happen again.
Hillary: That’s what I thought!
Obama: Anyway… Get the job done!
Hillary: Okay, but no more monkey business, after I’m done with Turkey I’m coming straight home.
Obama: Why are you eating turkey? it’s f***king August, who eats turkey in August… oooh…. the country….. yes, of course, come back when you’re done.
Hillary: Moron!
Obama: What did you say?
Hillary: It’s nothing… I said ‘morning, like in good morning, it’s morning over here.
Obama: Well, good morning to you too if that suits you, but I’m going to get some sleep.
Hillary: Goodnight!
Obama: Bye!
What happened next? Here’s a video with part of the meeting between the “governor” Traian Băsescu and Philip Gordon. Enjoy!
